I love coming up with cheesy quotes from shows and movies to put in cards and emails. Life goes so quick but it is still a good idea to put together a nice quotes list. Here are some Frog One Liners items I have now: Why did the frog walk across the road? He didn’t… he jumped. What do you call a rich frog? A golf blooded amphibian! “Waiter… Waiter… Do you have frog legs?” -“No!… I always walk this way!” What do you say to a hitchhiking frog? Hop in! Why are frogs such liars? Because they are amFIBians. Why did the motorcycle rider buy a pet frog? To pick the flies out from between his teeth! What do you call 144 frogs in a box? Gross! What do you call a frog hanging from a ceiling? Mistletoad. What do you call a frog that crosses the road, jumps in a puddle, and crosses the road again? A dirty double-crosser! What’s green and red? A very mad frog. What did the frog dress up for on Halloween? A prince. Where do frogs keep there money? In the riverbanks! Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun? He wanted to robbit. How do you make frog legs? In a croak=pot. How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg? Unhoppy. What’s the difference between a cat and a frog? A Cat has nine lives but a Frog croaks every night! What do you get when you cross a frog and a pig? A lifetime ban from the Muppet Show studio. What do you get when you plant a frog? A cr-oak tree. What do ya call a frog’s favorite soda? Croaka-Cola! What does a frog wear on St. Patrick’s day? Nothing! What do stylish frogs wear? Jumpsuits! How can you tell a frog doesn’t have ears? They don’t move when a car is coming toward them. Why did the frog go to the hospital? He needed a “hopperation” ! Why did the frog croak? Because he ate a poisonous fly! What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Finding half an apple! What do you call a frog with no legs? It doesn’t matter- he won’t come anyway. What do you call a frog with legs? Dinner. What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit? A rubbit! How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs? They sit eggsaminations! Why did the frog cross the road? Some mean little kid super-glued it to the chicken. What happened to the frog’s car when his parking meter expired? It got toad!! “Waiter… Waiter… Do you have frog legs?” -“Yes Sir!” “Then hop on over to the kitchen and get me a peanutbutter and jelly sandwich!” What happened to the cat and frog when they got run over? The cat had nine lives, the frog just croaked. What do you get when you cross a gator and a poison frog? A croakadile. What does a frog say when it sees somethin’ great? Toadly awesome! What happens when two frogs collide? They get tongue tied! What did one frog say to another? You’re such a WART! Whats a frogs favorite game? It’s croak-et! What’s black and white and green? A frog sitting on a newspaper. How do you confuse a frog? Put it in a round bowl and tell it to take a nap in the corner. How deep can a frog go? Knee-deep Knee-deep! What do you call a talking frog? A quantum leap. What do you say to a hitch-hiking frog? Hop in! What’s white on the outside, and green on the inside? A frog sandwich! What did the frog order at McDonald’s? French flies and a diet Croak What is a frogs favorite place to eat? At ihop! What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog? A croaker spaniel! What do you call a woman with a frog on her head? Lilly. How does a frog confuse you? When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better. What has more lives that a cat? A frog that goes croak every night. Why are frogs so good at basketball? Because they always make jump shots. What does a bankrupt frog say? “Baroke, baroke, baroke.” What did the frog say to the fly? You are really starting to bug me! What is the thirstiest frog in the world? The one who drinks Canada Dry! What is the first book a tadpole reads? Metamorphosis by Kafka. What did the frog do after it heard a funny joke? It started to croak up! Why did the frog stay in the middle of the road? He ran after a fly and was hit by a car. What is a frogs favorite time? Leap Year! What do frogs drink? Hot croako! What do frogs do with paper? Rip-it! How many frogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One frog and 37 light bulbs, slippery hands, ya know. Why did the frog cross the road? If a chicken can do it so could he! What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad! What’s a frogs favorite flower? A croakus! Why did the frog cross the road? to see what the chicken was doing. Why did the frog stop in the middle of the road? To get hit by a steamroller Where do frogs leave their hats and coats? In the croakroom! Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes? He liked a good croak and dagger. Whats the preferred car of frogs? The Beetle. What’s green green green green green? a frog rolling down a hill How come the frog didn’t get to be the Easter Bunny? Slippery hands…they were afraid he’d drop the eggs! What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad? Star Warts! What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth! What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says ribbit ribbit, and thie other one says rub-it rub-it! How does a frog pick his favorite baseball team? He jumps on the bandwagon. Why did the gag-writer turn green? Cause the gag-writer was sick of writing frog jokes! What do toads drink? Croak-a-cola! What’s green with bumps? A frog with the measles! What kind of music do frogs listen to? Hip Hop Did you hear about the frog who drowned? She jumped off the deep end. What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry? A hoppercraft! What is a frog’s favorite game? Croaket Why are frogs so happy? They eat watever bugs them! Why didn’t the frog park on the side of the road? He was afraid of getting toad! What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad. How do frogs die? They kermit suicide! How can you tell if a frog doesn’t have ears? You yell “Free Flies” and he doesn’t come. Why did the frog say meow? He was learning a foreign language. What does a Romulan frog use for camoflage? A croaking device! Why did the frog cross the street? because the chicken crossed the road. Three frogs walked into a bar, the fourth frog ducked. What’s green with red spots? A frog with the chicken pox! How do you apologize to a witch? Ribbit! What’s green and jumps? A frog!! (groan!) Why did the frog go to the mall? Because he wanted to go hopping. What’s green and dangerous? A frog with a hand-grenade. Post navigation Health Slogan Quotes Things to do When Bored with Friends
