List of one liners to use from life, shows and movies

I love coming up with cheesy quotes from shows and movies to put in cards and emails. Life goes so quick but it is still a good idea to put together a nice one liners list. Here are some Airplane Puns liners items I have now:

• Why did the airplane bring a ladder to the party? It wanted to reach new heights.
• What do you call an airplane that bounces? A boeing-boeing.
• What's an airplane's favorite type of dessert? A fluffy cake.
• How do airplanes stay organized? They use a flight plan-ner.
• What's an airplane's favorite board game? Wingspan.
  
• Why did the airplane go to the dentist? It needed a little plane filling!
• Why did the airplane go to school? To get a higher education.
• Why did the airplane start a blog? It wanted to share its aero-dynamic ideas.
• Why did the airplane bring a broom to the party? It wanted to sweep everyone off their feet.
• Did you hear about the airplane that lost its voice? It was grounded.
• What do you call an airplane that's been in a lot of accidents? A frequent flier.
• What do you call an airplane that can sing? A plane-tist.
• What do you call a plane that tells jokes? A comedian-tor.
• Why did the airplane start a band? It wanted to be an aero-smith.
• Why did the airplane join the circus? It wanted to learn how to do aerial tricks.
• Why did the airplane turn red? It saw the airstrip dressing.
• What did one airplane say to the other airplane during a game of poker? I'm all in!
• Why don't airplanes like to play cards? Because they're afraid of landing in a deck.
• What's an airplane's favorite dessert? Plane-illa pudding.
• How do airplanes apologize to each other? They say, I'm sorry for winging it.
  
• Why do airplanes always feel lonely? They're always up in the air.
• How do airplanes communicate? They just wing it!
• How do airplanes go on vacation? They take a flight.
• Why did the airplane become a musician? It had a good chordination.
• Why did the airplane join the band? It had a great wing span.
• Why did the airplane bring a ladder? To reach new heights!
• What's an airplane's favorite song? Take My Breath Away.
• What do you call a pilot who's always on time? A prop-er gentleman.
• How do airplanes send messages? They use carrier pigeons.
• Why did the airplane bring a map to the party? So it could wing it!
• What do you call an airplane that can dance? A boogie plane.
• What do you call an airplane that can sing? A carrier tone.
• What do you call an airplane that breaks the sound barrier? A sonic boom box.
• What's an airplane's favorite TV show? Airwolf.
• What do you call an airplane that's no longer in service? Retired and wingless.
• Did you hear about the airplane that couldn't land? It was a real runway.
• What do you call an airplane that's in a band? The fly-ing guitarist.
• Why did the airplane get a ticket? It was caught speeding on the runway.
• I told the flight attendant I wanted my seat to be near the wing. She asked, Left wing or right wing?
• Did you hear about the pilot who became a comedian? He really took off in his new career!
• What's an airplane's favorite part of a meal? The airplane food!
• Why do airplanes always carry a spare tire? Just in case they get flat.
  
• What's an airplane's favorite sport? Wing-suit flying.
• How do airplanes greet each other? They wing it.
• Why did the airplane become a detective? It wanted to solve fly mysteries.
• What do you call a nervous airplane? A jitterplane.
• What do you call a happy airplane? Plane and simple.
• Why did the airplane go to the bakery? It wanted to get some aero-dough-nuts.
• Why did the airplane always have a positive attitude? It believed in air-mazing possibilities.
• What's an airplane's favorite type of dance? The wing waltz.
• How do airplanes make phone calls? They use their aerophones.
• What do you call an airplane that can talk to animals? A wing-whisperer.
• Why did the airplane sit in the shade? It didn't want to overheat.
• How do airplanes stay cool in the summer? They use their air condition-wing.
• I told my friend I wanted to be a pilot, and he said, Don't wing it!
• How do airplanes apologize? They say, Sorry for any turbulence caused.
• What do you get when you cross an airplane and a magician? A flying sorcerer.
• Why did the airplane break up with its girlfriend? She was too high-maintenance.
• Why did the airplane become a comedian? It wanted to fly with laughter.
• Why did the airplane take a nap? It was feeling a little propellered out.
• What did one airplane say to the other airplane on their wedding day? Let's make a fly-ght of it.
• What do you call an airplane that can't fly? A ground control problem.
• How do airplanes write letters? With their aero-pens.
• What's an airplane's favorite type of sandwich? A plain one.
• Why did the airplane become a lawyer? It wanted to soar in the courtroom.
  
• Why did the airplane become a gardener? It wanted to grow some plane-ters.
• Why did the airplane get in trouble at school? It couldn't stop winging it!
• Why did the airplane always carry a camera? It loved capturing jet shots.
• Why was the math book sad when it got on the airplane? It had too many problems.
• What do you call a plane that's been around the world? Experienced in globe-trotting.
• Why did the airplane become a chef? It wanted to make some great air food.
• How do airplanes stay cool during summer? They use air conditioning.
• What do you call a plane that's afraid of heights? Acrophobic Air.
• What did the pilot say to his co-pilot before taking off? Let's wing it!
• What did one airplane say to the other airplane? Are you ready for takeoff?
  
• Why did the airplane refuse to fly? It had a fear of heights.
• Why did the airplane go to art school? It wanted to learn how to draw a perfect arc.
• Why did the airplane get in trouble at school? It couldn't keep its wings to itself.
• How do airplanes like to travel? Jet-setting around the world.