Everyone should make a list that you should set out to accomplish

List of stuff to do

I love me some list of stuff to do. Life goes so quick but it is still a good idea to put together a list of fun stuff you want to accomplish. Bucket list for you and your boyfriend. Here are some party bucket list items I have now:

• Shower with your underwear on while drunk.
• Sneak into a Casino
• Become a Beer Pong King
• Defriend everyone from first semester and orientation that you haven’t spoken to in months.
• Get drunk before class.
• Clean the Freshman Facebook Out
  
• Make out with someone of the same sex in the middle of a room at a crowded party or bar.
• Use the gym as social hour and scope out all the hotties that you are too afraid to talk to when sober.
• Start a Protest for Something You Don’t Care About
• Steal at least 3 pounds worth of food from the dining hall.
• Go out to a fancy dinner with new friends, formal attire required.
• Spend a week only eating things you’ve never tried before.
• Forget to wear underwear to class.
• Run out of the money on your student ID before the end of each semester.
• Do a keg stand or a gargoyle.
• The Walk of Shame
• Get Drunk in Class
• Pull a bona fide all-nighter.
• Sleep through the next fire alarm.
• Dance on a table, bar, or anything higher than ground level, with your hands in the air pointing at the crowded party-goers below you.
• Get blacked out and wake up in an unfamiliar place.
• Go out on a weekday night and then go to class at 8am the next morning.
• Hook up with someone you’ve never spoken to before, but is in one of your classes.
• Take a test without studying for it.
• Start a chant at a school-wide sporting event.
• Skip a Class for No Other Reason Than to Sleep
• Take ten shots in ten minutes.
• Drink goldschlagger and then immediately vomit it back up in the nearest trashcan.
• Get caught drinking by public safety and have a meeting with the RD a few days later persuading them that you are NOT an alcoholic.
• Walk into a random house with 30 other people while drinking mixed drinks out of plastic bottles.
• Use your fake ID to get into the nearest shit bar that will let you in and order pitchers of beer all night.
• Drunk dial your parents and tell them you are lost.
• Grow a Beard
• Attend a protest.
  
• Go Streaking During a Live Sports Event
• Learn to Speak Another Language (Just the Bad Words)
• Find Someone to be Your Slam Piece
• Meet up with the people you talked to online all Summer and feel extremely awkward doing so.
• Do a Keg Stand, Naked
• 13. Get Bent for the First Time in Your Life
• Play pranks on the floor above you.
• Refer to everyone by their orientation dates.
• Stay at school for one holiday instead of going home.
• Have a cliché Spring Break and go down to Miami.
• Try everything in the dining hall… French fries, grab and go lunch, the ice cream bar, the waffles on Sunday morning, etc.
• Funnel four beers in five minutes.
• Do a Bar Crawl
• Eat an Entire Pizza, Alone.
• Get a Chick To Eat a Banana While Also Competing in a Wet T-Shirt Contest
• Road Trip with your Buddies
• Hook up with four different people in the same night.
• Get stuck in an elevator with someone you hooked up last weekend… and their significant other.
• Play a drinking game at a frat house and then streak around the house if you lose.
• Lie and Tell Someone You are a Professor
• Go to a Bar, Get into a Fight, Get Kicked Out of That Bar
• Fall for someone who has absolutely no romantic interest in you.
  
• Order pizza, dp dough, wings over ___, or ice cream on a regular basis and then ask yourself how you gained 15 pounds this semester.
• Attend a Sorority House Foam Party
• Go to a foam party dressed inappropriately.
• Have an impromptu dance party on the quad.
• Sexile someone at least once.
• Interrupt a campus tour.
• Become outraged that you didn’t get into any classes you wanted during registration.

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