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List of quotes to use from shows and movies

I love coming up with cheesy quotes from shows and movies to put in cards and emails. Life goes so quick but it is still a good idea to put together a nice quotes list. Here are some Funny Quotes Ellen Degeneres items I have now:

• We need more kindness, more compassion, more joy, more laughter.
• The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren't any space aliens.
• The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren’t any space aliens.
• I was coming home from kindergarten – well they told me it was kindergarten.
• I my coffee i my men.
• I think people talk too much anyway.
• But seriously, I think overall in the scheme of things winning an Emmy is not important.
• My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty.
• Never follow someone else's path.
  
• If someone says you’re weird, say Thank You.
• I really don’t think I need buns of steel.
• Judge them by the car they drive..
• You are never too old to play.
• Yeah [I’m thirty-six], but on the show I’m thirty-two.
• The sixties were when hallucinogenic drugs were really, really big.
• Accept who you are unless you’re a serial killer.
• You know, it's hard work to write a book.
• I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut.
• When I go hiking and I get over the hill, That means I am past the hard part and there is a snack in my future.
• I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls.
• People always ask me, ‘Were you funny as a child?’ Well, no, I was an accountant.
• Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it’s worse when they are wearing dark glasses and have streamers in their antlers because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot.
• It’s our challenges and obstacles that give us layers of depth and make us interesting.
• People always ask me, 'were you funny as a child?' well, no, i was an accountant. .
• You have to stay in shape.
  
• Procrastinate now, don't put it off..
• You know me.
• Sometimes you can’t see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others.
• Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.
• Beauty is about being comfortable in your own skin.
• Just go up to somebody on the street and say You’re it!” and just run away.
• I feel I have a hangover, without all the happy memories and mystery bruises.
• Why don't they give us things we can actually use?.
• Procrastinate now, don't put it off.
• In the beginning there was nothing.
• Sometimes you can't see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others.
• If you want to test cosmetics, why do it on some poor animal who hasn't done anything? They should use prisoners who have been convicted of murder or rape instead..
• Accept who you are.
• Life is short.
• Procrastination isn’t the problem, it’s the solution.
• Well no, i was an accountant.
• Nothing says holidays, a cheese log.
• Go to bed in your fireplace, you’ll sleep a log.
  
• My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
• I was raised around heterosexuals.
• I see those picketers, and I think you know, if I weren’t a loving, non-violent, spiritual person, I would really go over there and grab those signs and smash them over their heads and shove them up their asses.

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