Here are some great quotes for you to enjoy.

List of quotes to use from shows and movies

I love coming up with cheesy quotes from shows and movies to put in cards and emails. Life goes so quick but it is still a good idea to put together a nice quotes list. Here are some Funny Happy Halloween Quotes items I have now:

• Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen, Voices whisper in the trees, “Tonight is Halloween! – Dexter Kozen
• Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the “spirits” of things. – Dee Snider
• May Jack-o-lanterns burning bright; Of soft and golden hue. Pierce through the future’s veil and show; What fate now holds for you.
• I have a sugar crush on you.
• I boo believe that Halloween is the best holiday ever. May you have a fun and eerie Halloween!
• Pumpkin carving and ghost hunting. Trick or treating and witch hunting. This will be a bone-chilling Halloween!
• Thrives their helter-skelter play.
• Voices whisper in the trees, “Tonight is Halloween!”
• When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
• I’ve put more thought into my Halloween costume than into my career…
• Halloween wraps fear in innocence, As though it were a slightly sour sweet. Let terror, then, be turned into a treat… – Nicholas Gordon
• Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m out of candy, look how scary are you.
  
• “When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, may luck be yours on Halloween.”
• I heard one cry in the night, and I heard one laugh afterwards. If I cannot forget that, I shall not be able to sleep again. – M.R. James
• “For the last time, son Ozzy is not under your bed.”
• I don’t know that there are real ghosts and goblins, But there are always more trick-or-treaters than neighborhood kids. – Robert Brault
• I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. – Henry David Thoreau
• When witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers, ‘tis near Halloween.
• Life with you is just getting boo-tter and better. Happy Halloween!
• Let the goosebumps spread and the hairs stand up on Halloween, and let the candy fill your dreams.
• Oh, Halloween’s frightful but the candies are delightful, and since there’s no place to go, let it boo let it boo let it boo.
• Men fear death as children fear to go in the dark; and as that natural fear in children is increased with tales, so is the other. – Sir Francis Bacon
• There is something haunting in the light of the moon; it has all the dispassionate of a disembodied soul, and something of its inconceivable mystery. – Joseph Conrad
• It’s Halloween, go totally catty, batty, deadly, ghostly and scary!
• Fear is nature’s warning signal to get busy. – Henry C. Link
• This Halloween I’d like to tell you a thing or two, it’s okay to be the devil, it’s okay to have a tattoo, it’s okay to be an angel, it’s okay to trick or treat too.
• Everyone is a moon and has a dark side, which he never shows to anybody. – Mark Twain
• They that are born on Halloween shall see more than other folk.
• Witch and ghost make merry on this last of dear October’s days.
  
• People value Halloween, like Valentine’s Day, because they can tell themselves that it’s not merely secularized but actually secular, which is to say, not Christian, Jewish, Hindu or Muslim. – Amity Shlaes
• Halloween is coming. Double, double, toil and trouble fire burn, and cauldron bubble. – William Shakespeare
• When the dark night appears and everything turns into evil, just remember it’s Halloween, just chill!
• I’m a sexy ghoul and I know it.
• Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. – Steve Almond
• This is Halloween, everybody make a scene Trick or treat till the neighbors gonna die of fright It’s our town, everybody scream In this town of Halloween. – Danny Elfman
• Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen,
• Let’s have a scary and sweet candy filled Halloween!
• There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. – George Carlin
• Where there is no imagination there is no horror. – Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.
• As spirits roam the neighborhoods at night, let loose upon the Earth till it be light… – Nicholas Gordon
• Eat, drink and be scary. – Author Unknown
• Trick or treat and be scary. May you have a Halloween full of candy.
• Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. – Amity Shlaes
• Mummy mummy mummy I got love in my tummy and I feel like haunting you.
• Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. – River Phoenix
• Hope all the candies don’t go to WAIST. Happy Halloween!
• Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen, voices whisper in the trees, “tonight is Halloween”
  
• The dead rise again, bats fly, terror strikes and screams echo, for tonight it’s Halloween.
• Let’s carve out pumpkins on Halloween and enjoy the thrills of the frightful night. Have an awesome Halloween and enjoy all the tasty treats!
• Eat lots of candy, scare someone, don’t be yourself because it’s Halloween!
• I’m a sleeping beauty and you are my prince charming now let’s get out of here and go trick-or-treating.
• I don’t know that there are real ghosts and goblins, but there are always more trick-or-treaters than neighborhood kids. – Robert Brault
• Stay warm, toasty and scary. Happy Halloween!
• Ghosts and goblins and jack-o-lanterns at night; I sure hope your Halloween is the best type of fright!
• Alone. Yes, that’s the key word, the most awful word in the English tongue. Murder doesn’t hold a candle to it and hell is only a poor synonym. ? Stephen King
• Trick me or treat me, I don’t care what you do, just promise to give me a candy or two.
• Today I can be moody and be a little witch!
• But I love Halloween, and I love that feeling: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. – Evan Peters
• From ghoulies and ghosties and long leggety beasties and things that go bump in the night, Good Lord, deliver us! – Scottish Saying
• There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world. – Jean Baudrillard
• May your Halloween be scarier than what’s actually going on with our country.
• Free flying lessons, BYOB. Bring your own broom.
• When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, may luck be yours on Halloween.
• Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story. – Mason Cooley
• Beware of the demons and witches and goblins…and of the houses that don’t give full bars…have a super fun trick or treat and a great Halloween!
• Proof of our society’s decline is that Halloween has become a broad daylight event for many. – Robert Kirby
• Zombies and monsters may lurk in the dark, jesters and vampires may even embark, but if you are ghoulish and ghostly wherever you’re seen, you’re sure to have such a wonderful Halloween!
  
• The witches fly across the sky, The owls go, Who? Who? Who? The black cats yowl And green ghosts howl, Scary Halloween to you! – Nina Willis Walter
• May your jack-o-lantern burn bright all through the night! Happy Halloween…hope it’s the best one yet!
• When witches go riding and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers, ’tis near Halloween.

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