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I love funny quotes. It is pretty much all I read. I like lists and here is a list of the best quotes out there. Here are some quotes you need to check out:

• Teasing about middle age is almost mandatory at 50, and these following quotes are gentle but funny, and sure to bring a laugh.
• You know you’re 50 when a kid you once babysat is now your lawyer Anon
• To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.
• I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry
• Looking fifty is great number if you're sixty.
• At 50, you’ve entered the stone age: gall, kidney, and bladder.
• By the time we hit 50, we have learned our hardest lessons. We have found out that only a few things are really important. We have learned to take life seriously, but never ourselves.
  
• After fifty, one ceases to digest. As someone once said, I just ferment my food now.
• Forty is the old age of youth; fifty the youth olf old age.
• You know you’re 50 when your back is hairier than your head Anon
• A Man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.
• Fifty is an excellent age... if you’re a bottle of wine.
• At 50, everyone has the face he deserves.
• When I was young, people used to say to me: Wait until you’re fifty, you’ll see. Well, I’m fifty. I haven’t seen anything.
• You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime
• You know you’re 50 when getting lucky means a short wait in the doctor’s office Anon
• By fifty, you’ve figured out that time is a great healer and a not
• Maybe it’s true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.
• Fifty is a powerful age for women. You can set off sprinkler systems with your hot flashes.
• When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it’s a sure sign you’re getting old
  
• Turning fifty ... is like flying: hours of boredom punctuated by moments of sheer terror.
• Who said there were no such things as miracles? You made it to 50, didn’t you?
• Middle age is when your age starts showing around your middle
• You’re not fifty
• You know you’re 50 when someone offers you a seat on the bus. And you don’t refuse. Anon
• Remember how excited you are when you turn 5 years old. You should be 10 times that excited. Happy 50th birthday!
• 50th birthday quotes about middle age
• The face you have at age twenty
• Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed
• Middle age is when a man has got a handle on life and life has put handles on his waist
• The tragedy of getting old: So many candles... so little cake Anon
• There are plenty of good things about being 50. Just ask any 80 year old.
  
• Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
• Age is not important unless you’re a cheese
• You know you’re 50 when your back goes out more often than you do Anon
• A cute fiftieth birthday wish: Happy 20th anniversary of your 30th birthday.
• A man has reached middle age when he’s warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police
• As men get older, the toys get more expensive
• Old age is like underwear... it creeps up on you Anon
• The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.
• Forty is the age of youth. Fifty is the youth of old age
• I’m aiming by the time I’m fifty to stop being an adolescent.
• The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty, has wasted thirty years of his life.
• If things get better with age then you’re approaching magnificent Anon
• Happy 20th anniversary of your 30th Birthday!
• 50 years old means no more wearing speedos on the beach. This is a rule.
  
• Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter
• Turning 50 means it’s only a matter of time before you’re regaling your grandkids with tales of your first colonoscopy.
• Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.
• Nature gives you the face you have at twenty; it is up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.
• Celebrating 50 is like throwing a party when your odometer reaches 150,000 miles.
• You know you’re 50 when you have a party and the neighbours don’t even realise Anon
• Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else
• Turning 50 means it’s only a matter of time before you’re regaling your grandkids with the details of your first colonoscopy.
• You know you’re 50 when you’re in an elevator when your favorite song comes on Anon
• You’ve got four sizes of clothes in your closet, three of which will never be worn again by you.
• Fifty is a weird age. I can clearly remember my childhood, but I can’t remember where I put my keys.
• Looking fifty is great

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