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List of quotes to go through

I love funny quotes. It is pretty much all I read. I like lists and here is a list of the best quotes out there. Here are some quotes you need to check out:

• Morning will come, it has no choice.
• Always believe something wonderful is about to happen.
• I have always disliked the morning, it is too responsible a time, with the daylight demanding that it be ‘faced’ and (usually when I wake for I wake late) with the sun already up and in charge of the world, with little hope of anyone usurping or challenging its authority. A shot of light in the face of a poor waking human being and another slave limbs wounded into the light#occupied territory.
• Some people wake up fast. Some people wake up slow. I wake up dead.
• Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.
• Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don’t do them anymore.
• I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake. # Lewis Black
• She says you’re not awake until you’re actually out of bed and standing up.
  
• Every single day I wake up and make up my mind that I am going to work really hard. Then my mind laughs at me and says
• In the morning I woke like a sloth in the fog.
• You knows dat in New Orleans is not morning ’til dee sun come up.
• I woke up in the morning; lay in my bed waiting until my mom will prepare the breakfast. And suddenly I remember that I’m the mom.
• One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know. # Groucho Marx
• Some mornings I just feel like breaking the damn alarm but then one thing always stops me. I paid hundreds of dollars to buy my phone.
• I hate when I dream of alarm clocks going off.
• I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.
• I feel as though whenever I create something, my Mr. Hyde wakes up in the middle of the night and starts thrashing it. I sometimes love it the next morning, but other times it is an abomination.
• You feel a little older in the morning. By noon I feel about 55.
• It sounds plausible enough tonight, but wait until tomorrow. Wait for the common sense of the morning.
• One of the few times in a man’s life when he is not full of s***? The morning of a colonoscopy. Enough said!
• Afternoons are hard. Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don’t do them anymore.
• I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.
• There are two ways of waking up in the morning. One is to say, ’Good morning, God,’ and the other is to say, ’Good God, morning’!
• I need to get up # my coffee needs me.
• Sometimes I wake up and think I should start wearing a beret, but I don’t do it. # Mitch Hedburg
• There are two ways of waking up in the morning. One is to say, ’Good morning, God,’ and the other is to say, ’Good God, morning’!
• What irritates me most of all about these morning people is their horribly good temper, as if they have been up for three hours and already conquered France.
• There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.
  
• Morning not only forgives, it forgets.
• Lena’s hair was sticking out in about fifteen directions, and her eyes were all small and puffy from crying. So this was what girls looked like in the morning. I had never seen one, not up close.
• Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one… only if morning began after noon.
• So far as I know, anything worth hearing is not usually uttered at seven o’clock in the morning; and if it is, it will generally be repeated at a more reasonable hour for a larger and more wakeful audience.
• There is nowhere morning does not go.
• A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don’t later fray.
• One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know.
• Each day you wake up you have a choice. You can have a good day or you can have a bad day, so you might as well have a good one.
• Life kisses our faces every morning. Yet, between morning and evening, she laughs at our sorrows.
• Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.
• Sunrise is starting to feel like a guilt trip.
• When you wake up in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive#to breath, to think, to love and to enjoy.
• The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
• Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.
• I have suggested to several of these eight#hour logicians that they ought to start work at ten o’clock at night, thereby allowing them to leave at six in the morning and perhaps even arrive home before it is time to get up. Some even took this for a serious suggestion. In my opinion, only bakers need to work early in the morning.
• To be successful, the first thing to do is fall in love with your work.
• Some days you just have to create your own sunshine.
• When reality and your dreams collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off.
• Morning is an important time of day because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.
• If it’s your job to eat a frog, it’s best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it’s your job to eat two frogs, it’s best to eat the biggest one first.
• I want to live my life in such a way that when I get out of bed in the morning, the devil says,
  
• Lose an hour in the morning and you will spend all day looking for it.
• It is only in the morning that one should marry, read unfavorable reviews, make one’s will, beat one’s servants, and so forth.
• I love the early hours of the day. It’s a nice place to visit but I wouldn’t want to live there.
• There are two ways of waking up in the morning. One is to say, ‘Good morning, God,’ and the other is to say, ‘Good God, morning’! # Fulton J. Sheen
• Love is blind. Especially in the morning, because I can’t see a damn thing before having coffee.
• The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. # Robert Frost
• Twinkle twinkle sleepy star, wake up now it’s the 11th hour, up above the world so high, the sun has risen in the sky.
• Luckily, today has been cancelled. Go back to bed.
• Everyone should experience a sunrise at least once a day.
• Men all do about the same thing when they wake up.
  
• You have to get up every morning and tell yourself I can do this.
• I wish I had a brush that could paint the whole sky and turn every morning into night.