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List of quotes to use from shows, movies, etc.

I love coming up with cheesy quotes from shows and movies to put in cards and emails. Life goes so quick but it is still a good idea to put together a nice quotes list. Here are some One Liner Introduction items I have now:

• I refuse to give up myself.
• As long as you’re going to be thinking anyway, think big. – Donald Trump, president of The Trump Organization
• I didn’t change, I just found myself.
• Always look for the fool in the deal. If you don’t find one, it’s you. -Mark Cuban, owner of the Dallas Mavericks and AXS TV chairman
• I’m the most awesome person I know.
• Stay self-funded as long as possible. -Garrett Camp, founder of Uber, StumbleUpon and Expa
• What others think of me is none of my business.
• You jump off a cliff and you assemble an airplane on the way down. – Reid Hoffman, co-founder of LinkedIn
• Best startups generally come from somebody needing to scratch an itch. -Michael Arrington, TechCrunch founder and co-editor
• I am learning to love myself. It’s the hardest thing I’ve ever done.
• Don’t be afraid to talk to yourself. It’s the only way you can be sure somebody’s listening.
  
• Whatever you do always give 100 %. Unless you are donating blood.
• I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect
• Sorry, I’m late. I got here as soon as I felt like it.
• One hand I extend into myself, the other toward others.
• I just hate talking about myself.
• Me against myself.
• I’ve only been wrong once, and that’s when I thought I was wrong.
• If you are not embarrassed by the first version of your product, you’ve launched too late. – Reid Hoffman, cofounder of LinkedIn
• Don’t worry about failure; you only have to be right once. -Drew Houston, founder and CEO of Dropbox.
• You are not completely useless you can always serve as a bad example.
• I like to pride myself on thinking pretty long term, but not that long term. – Mark Zuckerberg, Facebook founder
• I restore myself when I am alone.
• Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
• I think they picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I’m around!
• I am not perfect but I am limited edition.
• I never loved another person the way I loved myself.
• Because I love myself, I listen to myself.
  
• Wherever I go, I meet myself.
• Sometimes the best helping hand you can give is a good, firm push.
• It’s good to learn from other’s mistakes, I wish people learn something from me.
• Timing, perseverance, and ten years of trying will eventually make you look like an overnight success. -Biz Stone, co-founder of Twitter
• I recreate myself; that is my only power.
• If you define yourself by how you differ from the competition, you’re probably in trouble. – Omar Hamoui, AdMob co-founder
• Don’t underestimate me, that’s my mother’s job.
• If you can’t feed a team with two pizzas, it’s too large. -Jeff Bezos, founder and CEO of Amazon
• Get big quietly, so you don’t tip off potential competitors. -Chris Dixon, Andreesen Horowitz investor
• It’s not that we need new ideas, but we need to stop having old ideas. -Edwin Land, Polaroid co-founder
• Of course love is blind; it keeps me blind to myself.
• The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
• Whoever said nothing is impossible is a liar. I’ve been doing nothing for years.
• I put myself in the way of things happening, and they happened.
• I am who I am. Your approval is not needed.
• Every time we launch a feature, people yell at us. -Angelo Sotira, co-founder of deviantART
• This is who I am. Nobody said you had to like it.
• I speak less because I know there are very few who likes to listen ……
• God has entrusted me with myself.
• I never took a day off in my twenties. Not one. – Bill Gates, co-founder of Microsoft
• We are currently not planning on conquering the world. -Sergey Brin, co-founder of Google
• I Am In Love With Myself, With My Heart.
• In the end, a vision without the ability to execute it is probably a hallucination.
  
• At the very start, let me say that we both have something in common. You don’t know what I’m going to say… and neither do I.
• You know God gave us brain to work out our problems. However we used it to create more!
• Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don’t want to run out of gas on your trip, but you’re not doing a tour of gas stations.

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