Here are some great quotes for you to enjoy.

List of quotes to use from shows and movies

I love coming up with cheesy quotes from shows and movies to put in cards and emails. Life goes so quick but it is still a good idea to put together a nice quotes list. Here are some Funny Quotes in Spanish quotes items I have now:

• Ponerse las pilas: To put in the batteries
• Quedarse con los brazos cruzados: Staying with your arms crossed.
• Hablando del Rey de Roma…: Speaking of the King of Rome
• Burro hablando de orejas: A donkey talking about ears
• Ser pan comido: To be eaten bread
• Feliz como una lombriz: Happy as a worm
  
• ¿Qué le dijo una ganza a la otra? Venganz: What did one goose say to the other? Revenge.
• Creerse la última Coca-Cola del desierto: To think of oneself as the last coca-cola in the desert.
• Se puso hasta las chanclas: He/she put themselves up to the sandals.
• Él que transa no avanza: He who deceives never advances.
• Camarón que se duerme se lo lleva la corriente.: A shrimp that sleeps is carried away by the current.
• Echarse al agua: To get in the water
• Despacio que tengo prisa.: Slowly that I’m in a rush.
• Caras vemos corazones no sabemos: We see faces but we don’t know hearts.
• Tomar el pelo: To take someone else’s hair
• No tener pelos en la lengua: To not having hair on the tongue.
• Mejor solo que mal acompañado.: It’s better to be alone than in bad company.
• Tirar la casa por la ventana: Throw the house out the window.
• Tirar/Botar la casa por la ventana: To throw the house out of the window
• Meter la pata: To put in the paw
• Más vale mal por conocido que bueno por conocer.: Known evil is better than unknown good.
• De golosos y tragones, están llenos los panteones.: Cemeteries are full of greedy people.
• Estar vivito y coleando: To be alive and kicking
• Dar (la) lata - Literal meaning: To give the can
  
• ¡Que pedo!: What fart!
• Más vale un pájaro en mano que ciento uno volando: One bird in hand is better than 100 birds flying.
• No saber ni papa de algo: Not knowing a potato about something
• Crear / criar fama y echarse a dormir: To create/raise fame and lay down to sleep
• Es mejor pedir perdón que permiso.: It’s better to apologize than to ask for permission.
• No hay mal que por bien no venga.: There’s nothing bad that doesn’t occur in the name of a greater good.
• This saying is about splurging on special occasions, namely spending a lot of money when the situation warrants it.
• Aunque la mona se vista de seda, mona se queda: Although the monkey is dressed in silk, monkey remains.
• Mandar a alguien por un tubo: Send someone through a tube.
• Ser uña y mugre: To be nail and grime.
• This saying reminds people to take care of themselves in relationships.
• Ponte las pilas.: Put your batteries on.
• Hacer su agosto: To make your august
  
• Irse por las ramas: To go through the branches
• Échale ganas.: Insert desire.