Here are some great quotes for you to enjoy.

List of quotes to use from shows and movies

I love coming up with cheesy quotes from shows and movies to put in cards and emails. Life goes so quick but it is still a good idea to put together a nice quotes list. Here are some Attitude One Liners quotes items I have now:

• I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn't complain.
• Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
• She wanted a puppy. But I didn't want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy.
• You can consider yourself lucky in life, if the cognac you drink is older than the woman that you're sleeping with.
• I'm an adult. I don't cry over spilt milk unless it has coffee in it.
• The main thing I want this holiday season is for someone to wake me when it's over.
• To the question ‘What are you doing here?' 72% answered negative.
• If you're not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?
• Everything always ends well. If not – it's probably not the end.
• I wish conversations were like user agreements where I could skip to the end and just agree.
• I grew a beard thinking it would say "Distinguished Gentleman." Instead, turns out it says, "Senior Discount, Please!"
• If you're looking for the best time to spill things on yourself, might I suggest wearing a white shirt and right before an interview.
• I can totally keep secrets. It's the people I tell them to that can't.
• God gave us the brain to work out problems. However, we use it to create more problems.
  
• When an employment application asks who is to be notified in case of emergency, I always write, "A very good doctor".
• They should build the wall with Hillary's emails because nobody can get over them.
• Down to earth, but still above all!
• The longer you sleep – the more sleep you need. The more you eat – the bigger is your appetite.
• Agree wid me or b wrong
• Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
• Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.
• Improve your memory by doing unforgettable things.
• I Dont Do Different Things....... Its just that I Do Things Differently!
• Those of you who think you know it all are damn annoying to those of us who do!
• Be the change u want to see in this world
• If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
• The problem with trouble shooting is that trouble shoots back.
• Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away.
• Want to dance? Or should I go to hell again?
• I am not an alcoholic. I simply enjoy living in liquid medium.
• I hate two-faced people. It's so hard to decide which face to slap first.
• When your only tool is a hammer, all problems start looking like nails.
• You're not sure – outrun and make sure.
• You don't notice the air, until someone spoils it.
• Me & Ocean.....two deep dreams of god
  
• Get a lyf.. n if possible get some brains too..
• Never trust a dog to watch your food.
• Smoking is a slow death! But we're not in a hurry…
• Our conscience is clear- we don't use it.
• Some people are so poor, all they have is money.
• If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat?
• Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?
• An optimist believes that we live in the best world. A pessimist is afraid that it might be true.
• Living on earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the sun.
• Do you need space? Join NASA!
• I think I'll tell my kids that the Titanic sunk because Jack and Rose had sex before marriage.
• I disapprove of every conspiracy of which I am not a part.
• A healthy sleep not only makes your life longer, but also shortens the workday.
• Team work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.
• Before I tell my wife something important, I take both her hands in mine. That way she can't hit me with them.
• I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem !!!
• Life is all about mind and matter- i don't mind and u don't matter...
• Maybe I don't have a superiority complex..maybe I am superior
• I may not be getting laid tonight, but I'm definitely banging my snooze button in the morning.
• If you're going through Hell, keep going.
• Thinkin of my love .. u came to my mind .. what a bitch she was
• Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.
• Secret to success is to know who to blame for ur failures
• Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong.
  
• Rule#1-i m always right. rule#2-If u doubt or object,go to rule #1
• You have the right to remain silent because whatever you say will probably be stupid anyway.
• Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
• I make my own rules....Its easier to break them that way!!
• One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.
• Legends don't die... I am a living example!
• Isn't it great to live in the 21st century? Where deleting history has become more important than making it.
• A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
• Whoever said nothing is impossible is a liar. I've been doing nothing for years.
• You're not fat, you're just... easier to see.
• Mostly men lie before the elections, sex and after fishing.
• Man u actually put the dumb in wisdom
• You should shower so the firemen don't chase you with a hose every day!
• I drink to make other people interesting.
• I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.
• Sometimes we expect more from others because we would be willing to do that much more for them.
• Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.
• A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
• The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
• Why is the day that you do laundry, cook, clean, iron and so on, called a day off?
• How is it that I always seem to buy the plants without the will to live?
• Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
• Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking.
• Aaachooo i'm allergic to bullshit.
  
• Feeling pretty proud of myself. The Sesame Street puzzle I bought said 3-5 years, but I finished it in 18 months.
• When you don't know, what you are doing, it's best, to do it quickly.
• I would love to insult you...bt that wud be beyond the level of ur intelligence
• If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?
• Before I criticize a man, I like to walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when I do criticize him, I'm a mile away and I have his shoes.
• I've only been wrong once, and that's when I thought I was wrong.
• You pull me down to ur level, n then u beat me by experience!!
• If you can't beat the record, you can beat up its owner.
• The same people who laugh at gypsy fortune tellers take economists seriously.
• You have nothing left in your right brain and there is nothing right in your left brain
• I thought I was wrong once, but it turns out I was mistaken.
• There are no limits to my perfection – a monkey was thinking while looking at a human.
• To weigh 50 kilos and say that you're fat, that is so female…
• I'm not dumb, I just have a lot of blonde moments.
• A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
• I dont care or think about the people in my past....theres some reason why they din't make it to my future!
• You can't have everything, where would you put it?
• I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.
• I am not a dumb as you look
• LEGENDS dont die..I am a LIVING EXAMPLE!
• Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
• I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen.
• I always knew that I could never be a lawyer because of my inability to pass a bar.
• I doubt, therefore I might be.
• Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?
• Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant.
  
• My ass ur face... no difference
• Die Like The Rest!!!
• Updating your relationship status in public is fine. Updating your relationship problems in public is stupidity.
• One day you're the best thing since sliced bread. The next, you're toast.
• Transitional age is when during a hot day you don't know what you want – ice cream or beer.
• You go girl, and dun come back!
• I'm not lazy... I'm just on my energy saving mode.
• I wanted to lose 10 pounds this year. Only 13 to go.
• Nothing ruins a Friday more than an understanding that today is Tuesday.
• If someone hates you for no reason, give that motherfucker a reason.
• Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.
• Mess With The Best..........
• There's good climate in heaven, but a better company in hell.
• I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.
• What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch? A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!
• My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.
• A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
• Dear Week, I'm so over you. I'm leaving you for your best friend, Weekend. Don't try to find us for at least 2 days.
• I sleep better naked…why can't the flight attendant understand this?
  
• If you can't buy a person, you can always sell him.
• Karma takes too long, I'd rather beat the shit out of you just now.