Here are some great quotes for you to enjoy.

List of quotes to use from shows and movies

I love coming up with cheesy quotes from shows and movies to put in cards and emails. Life goes so quick but it is still a good idea to put together a nice quotes list. Here are some Funny Best Friend Quotes items I have now:

• Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.
• A best friend is hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget.
• A best friend is like a lucky clover because they are lucky to have and hard to find.
• A stranger will stab you in the front, a friend will stab you in the back, and a best friend will stab you in the heart.
• It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.
• A best friend is the one person that you cannot stay mad at for too long because you have too many things to talk about that you won’t want to talk about with anyone else.
• I hope we’re friends until we die. And then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare other people.
• You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.
  
• Strangers think I’m quiet, my friends think I’ outgoing, my Best friends knows that I’m completely insane.
• If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.
• Best friends are the most important ingredient in the recipe of life.
• Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.
• I know that you are my best friend because you laugh at my jokes.
• A best friend is a friend for life.
• Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.
• You know that someone is your best friend when you can go a while without seeing each other, yet when you finally are in the same room it is as if the two of you never missed a beat.
• You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You are everything I ever wanted in a friend.
• You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang.
• Your best friends know how crazy you are, yet they still choose to be with you in public.
• A best friend will know how to bring out the best in you.
• A best friend is one of the biggest blessings in the world.
• Best friends know how stupid you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.
• There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
• Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.
• We’re best friends so always remember: if you fail, I will help you to get back up… after I finish laughing.
  
• Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.
• Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.
• It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like ‘What about lunch?’
• A good friend will help you move. But your best friend will help you move a dead body.
• I don’t know what I would do without my best friend.
• Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.
• I love that effortless friendship that fits perfectly with my laziness.
• Another month, another year, another smile, another tear, another summer and winter too, but there will never be another best friend like you.
• Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.
• A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.
• It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
• Having a true best friend is like winning the lottery.
• A best friend is someone you can call for no reason at all.
• One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.
• A best friend is a person who can make you laugh even when you think that you will never smile again.
• Friends listen to what you say and best friends listen to what you don’t say.
• The holy passion of Friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.
• Friendship is: having weird conversations with your friend and thinking if anyone heard us, we would be put in a mental hospital.
• Best friends can communicate with just a few facial expressions.
• It is the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected.
• Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.
• Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.
• Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.
• A best friend is someone who never gets tired of listening to your drama.
• A best friend will tell you the truth, not just what you want to hear.
• Calling someone your best friend is a promise, not a label.
  
• The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families.
• Friends don’t let friends do silly things alone.
• Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’
• Between friends, differences in taste or opinion are irritating in direct proportion to their triviality.
• Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
• Everyone has a best friend during each stage of their life and few are lucky enough to have the same one throughout every stage.
• Friends buy you food, best friends eat your food.
• We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.
• When I say I won’t tell anybody, my best friend doesn’t count.
• One sure way to lose another woman’s friendship is to try to improve her flower arrangements.
• If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
• Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
• You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. But it helps.
• A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
• There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.
• There are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them.
• Having a best friend is like having a sister. Even if you’re not blood, you choose to be family.
• A good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body.
• A best friend will stick by you not because you are family, but because they see a kindred spirit in you.
• Friends and good manners will carry you where money won’t go.
• Best friends can make the good times better and the hard times easier.
• A best friend is like a star. Even though you can’t always see them, you always know that they are there.
• Your best friend is one of the few people in the world who truly know you inside and out.
  
• When a woman like that whom I’ve seen so much, All of a sudden drops out of touch; Is always busy and never can, Spare you a moment, it means a man.
• A best friend will raise you up instead of dragging you down.
• Friends are the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life.
• Friends hide a smile and help you up when you fall. Best friends laugh so hard that they fall also.
• Best friends are the people who make you laugh a little louder, smile a little brighter, and your life a little better
• A best friend will always tell you what you need to hear, even when it is not easy.
• Friendship will not stand the strain of very much good advice for very long.