Here are some great quotes for you to enjoy.

List of quotes to use from shows and movies

I love coming up with cheesy quotes from shows and movies to put in cards and emails. Life goes so quick but it is still a good idea to put together a nice quotes list. Here are some Frog One Liners items I have now:

• Why did the frog walk across the road? He didn't... he jumped.
• What do you call a rich frog? A golf blooded amphibian!
• "Waiter... Waiter... Do you have frog legs?" -"No!... I always walk this way!"
• What do you say to a hitchhiking frog? Hop in!
• Why are frogs such liars? Because they are amFIBians.
• Why did the motorcycle rider buy a pet frog? To pick the flies out from between his teeth!
• What do you call 144 frogs in a box? Gross!
  
• What do you call a frog hanging from a ceiling? Mistletoad.
• What do you call a frog that crosses the road, jumps in a puddle, and crosses the road again? A dirty double-crosser!
• What's green and red? A very mad frog.
• What did the frog dress up for on Halloween? A prince.
• Where do frogs keep there money? In the riverbanks!
• Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun? He wanted to robbit.
• How do you make frog legs? In a croak=pot.
• How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg? Unhoppy.
• What's the difference between a cat and a frog? A Cat has nine lives but a Frog croaks every night!
• What do you get when you cross a frog and a pig? A lifetime ban from the Muppet Show studio.
• What do you get when you plant a frog? A cr-oak tree.
• What do ya call a frog's favorite soda? Croaka-Cola!
• What does a frog wear on St. Patrick's day? Nothing!
• What do stylish frogs wear? Jumpsuits!
• How can you tell a frog doesn't have ears? They don't move when a car is coming toward them.
• Why did the frog go to the hospital? He needed a "hopperation" !
• Why did the frog croak? Because he ate a poisonous fly!
• What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Finding half an apple!
• What do you call a frog with no legs? It doesn't matter- he won't come anyway. What do you call a frog with legs? Dinner.
• What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit? A rubbit!
• How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs? They sit eggsaminations!
• Why did the frog cross the road? Some mean little kid super-glued it to the chicken.
• What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired? It got toad!!
• "Waiter... Waiter... Do you have frog legs?" -"Yes Sir!" "Then hop on over to the kitchen and get me a peanutbutter and jelly sandwich!"
• What happened to the cat and frog when they got run over? The cat had nine lives, the frog just croaked.
• What do you get when you cross a gator and a poison frog? A croakadile.
• What does a frog say when it sees somethin' great? Toadly awesome!
• What happens when two frogs collide? They get tongue tied!
• What did one frog say to another? You're such a WART!
• Whats a frogs favorite game? It's croak-et!
  
• What's black and white and green? A frog sitting on a newspaper.
• How do you confuse a frog? Put it in a round bowl and tell it to take a nap in the corner.
• How deep can a frog go? Knee-deep Knee-deep!
• What do you call a talking frog? A quantum leap.
• What do you say to a hitch-hiking frog? Hop in!
• What's white on the outside, and green on the inside? A frog sandwich!
• What did the frog order at McDonald's? French flies and a diet Croak
• What is a frogs favorite place to eat? At ihop!
• What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog? A croaker spaniel!
• What do you call a woman with a frog on her head? Lilly.
• How does a frog confuse you? When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.
• What has more lives that a cat? A frog that goes croak every night.
• Why are frogs so good at basketball? Because they always make jump shots.
• What does a bankrupt frog say? "Baroke, baroke, baroke."
• What did the frog say to the fly? You are really starting to bug me!
• What is the thirstiest frog in the world? The one who drinks Canada Dry!
• What is the first book a tadpole reads? Metamorphosis by Kafka.
• What did the frog do after it heard a funny joke? It started to croak up!
• Why did the frog stay in the middle of the road? He ran after a fly and was hit by a car.
• What is a frogs favorite time? Leap Year!
• What do frogs drink? Hot croako!
• What do frogs do with paper? Rip-it!
• How many frogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One frog and 37 light bulbs, slippery hands, ya know.
• Why did the frog cross the road? If a chicken can do it so could he!
• What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad!
• What's a frogs favorite flower? A croakus!
• Why did the frog cross the road? to see what the chicken was doing.
  
• Why did the frog stop in the middle of the road? To get hit by a steamroller
• Where do frogs leave their hats and coats? In the croakroom!
• Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes? He liked a good croak and dagger.
• Whats the preferred car of frogs? The Beetle.
• What's green green green green green? a frog rolling down a hill
• How come the frog didn't get to be the Easter Bunny? Slippery hands...they were afraid he'd drop the eggs!
• What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad? Star Warts!
• What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!
• What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says ribbit ribbit, and thie other one says rub-it rub-it!
• How does a frog pick his favorite baseball team? He jumps on the bandwagon.
• Why did the gag-writer turn green? Cause the gag-writer was sick of writing frog jokes!
• What do toads drink? Croak-a-cola!
• What's green with bumps? A frog with the measles!
• What kind of music do frogs listen to? Hip Hop
• Did you hear about the frog who drowned? She jumped off the deep end.
• What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry? A hoppercraft!
• What is a frog's favorite game? Croaket
• Why are frogs so happy? They eat watever bugs them!
• Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road? He was afraid of getting toad!
• What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad.
• How do frogs die? They kermit suicide!
• How can you tell if a frog doesn't have ears? You yell "Free Flies" and he doesn't come.
• Why did the frog say meow? He was learning a foreign language.
• What does a Romulan frog use for camoflage? A croaking device!
• Why did the frog cross the street? because the chicken crossed the road.
• Three frogs walked into a bar, the fourth frog ducked.
  
• What's green with red spots? A frog with the chicken pox!
• How do you apologize to a witch? Ribbit!
• What's green and jumps? A frog!! (groan!)
• Why did the frog go to the mall? Because he wanted to go hopping.
• What's green and dangerous? A frog with a hand-grenade.