Here are some great quotes for you to enjoy.

List of quotes to use from shows and movies

I love coming up with cheesy quotes from shows and movies to put in cards and emails. Life goes so quick but it is still a good idea to put together a nice quotes list. Here are some One Liners About Getting Old items I have now:

• Today is the oldest you’ve ever been, and the youngest you’ll ever be again.
• We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.
• You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
• Laughter is timeless. Imagination has no age. And dreams are forever.
• You can live to be a hundred if you give up all things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
• I’m so old they’ve canceled my blood type.
  
• You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
• I don’t plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet.
• but one loses, as one grows older, something of the lightness of one’s dreams; one begins to take life up in both hands, and to care more for the fruit than the flower, and that is no great loss perhaps.
• Something pretty… that’s just the surface. People worry so much about aging, but you look younger if you don’t worry about it.
• Your 40s are good. Your 50s are great. Your 60s are fab. And 70 is f*@king awesome!
• Quotes About Aging and Beauty
• A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.
• People ask me what I’d most appreciate getting for my 87th birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.
• I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work...I want to achieve it through not dying.
• When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
• Middle age is when you still believe you’ll feel better in the morning.
• A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, ‘At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas.
• I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
• Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read.
• Of all the self-fulfilling prophecies in our culture the assumption that aging means decline and poor health is probably the deadliest.
• By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he’s too old to go anywhere.
• I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything until noon. Then it’s time for my nap.
• We don’t grow older, we grow riper.
• As soon as you feel too old to do a thing, do it.
• My face carries all my memories. Why would I erase them?
• There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward.
• I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
• You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
• Nature gives you the face you have at twenty; it is up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.
• How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you was?
  
• Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
• My advice: Don’t waste so much time worrying about your skin or your weight. Develop what you put your hands on in the world.
• At my age, flowers scare me.
• By the time you’re 80 years old you’ve learned everything. You only have to remember it.
• Old age isn’t so bad if you consider the alternative.
• There are six myths about old age: 1) that it’s a disease, a disaster. 2) That we are mindless. 3) That we are sexless. 4) That we are useless. 5) That we are powerless. 6) That we are all alike.
• Getting old is like climbing a mountain; you get a little out of breath, but the view is much better!
• Some guy said to me: ‘Don’t you think you’re too old to sing rock n roll?’ I said: ‘You’d better check with Mick Jagger.'
• Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. Henry Ford
• Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes.
• Aging gracefully is about no heavy makeup, and not too much powder because it gets into the wrinkles, and, you know, to not get turtle eyelids and to not try to look young.
• The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you’ll grow out of it.
• Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age — as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
• For the unlearned, old age is winter; for the learned, it is the season of the harvest.
• The afternoon knows what the morning never suspected.
• Time may be a great healer, but it is a lousy beautician.
• Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old.
• At age 20, we worry about what others think of us. At age 40, we don’t care what they think of us. At age 60, we discover they haven’t been thinking of us at all.
• Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week.
  
• You don’t stop laughing when you grow old, you grow old when you stop laughing.
• Old age is always fifteen years older than I am.
• My physical body may be less efficient and less beautiful in old age. But God has given me an enormous compensation: my mind is richer my Soul is broader and my wisdom is at a peak. I am so happy with the riches of my advanced peak age that, contrary to Faust, I would not wish to return to youth.
• If I had known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.
• You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, See if you can blow this out.
• You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
• Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life.
• Aging is an extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been.
• I feel about aging the way William Saroyan said he felt about death: ‘Everybody has to do it,’ but I always believed an exception would be made in my case. Martha Beck
• Talk about getting old. I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade.
• When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of algebra.
• True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.
• Aging is not ‘lost youth’ but a new stage of opportunity and strength.
• Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
  
• Looking 50 is great if you’re 60.
• People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you’ll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.
• The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
• He’s so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front.
• There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.
• Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
• People ask me what I’d most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.
• We don’t stop playing because we grow old. We grow old because we stop playing.
• I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
• Grow old along with me! The best is yet to be.
• How young can you die of old age?
• Those who think they have no time for bodily exercise will sooner or later have to find time for illness.
• Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young.
• So far, this is the oldest I’ve been.
• The longer I live, the more beautiful life becomes.
• An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
• Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young.
• It’s paradoxical that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
• There is nothing more aging than misery.
• Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
  
• I’m at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
• My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.
• He who is of a calm and happy nature will hardly feel the pressure of age, but to him who is of an opposite disposition, you and age are equally a burden.
• The wiser mind mourns less for what age takes away than what it leaves behind.
• As a graduate of the Zsa Zsa Gabor School of Creative mathematics, I honestly do not know how old I am.
• You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
• The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.
• I suppose real old age begins when one looks backward rather than forward.
• The trouble is, when a number—your age—becomes your identity, you’ve given away your power to choose your future.
• Do not grow old, no matter how long you live. Never cease to stand like curious children before the great mystery into which we were born.
• There is a fountain of youth: it is your mind, your talents, the creativity you bring to your life and the lives of people you love. When you learn to tap this source, you will truly have defeated age.