Here are some great quotes for you to enjoy.

List of quotes to use from shows and movies

I love coming up with cheesy quotes from shows and movies to put in cards and emails. Life goes so quick but it is still a good idea to put together a nice quotes list. Here are some One Liners Before the Kill items I have now:

• You think this is the real Quaid? It is.
• Do you know what happens to a toad when it’s struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.
• I didn’t forget everything. I remember how to kill you, asshole.
• It’s you. You’re the rocket man.
  
• Yes officer, as a matter of fact there is a problem. Apparently there are too many bullets in this gun.
• Alcohol killed my first wife… I got home drunk one night and shot her.
• Garbage day!
• No more Mr. Knife Guy.