Here are some great quotes for you to enjoy.

List of quotes to use from shows and movies

I love coming up with cheesy quotes from shows and movies to put in cards and emails. Life goes so quick but it is still a good idea to put together a nice quotes list. Here are some One Liners Dating items I have now:

• If we were to go out for dinner, where would we go?
• I like to date school teachers; if you do something wrong, they make you do it over again.
• Did you know tourism officials in Tasmania, Australia are seeking someone to fill the position of ‘Chief Wombat Cuddler’ for an orphaned wombat?
• Let’s cut this bullshit and just meet for a drink?
• Could you date someone who orders a plain bagel with plain cream cheese when they have other options?
• Hope you like cheesy pickup lines, because if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple.
• Hawaiian or pepperoni?
  
• Women need to know that not all guys are going to hurt them the way that the guy did before they started dating me; I know guys I wouldn’t go out with.
• Are you my appendix? Because I don’t know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
• I don’t normally contact people on this, but I find you very intriguing.
• Soon there will be married couples whose how-we-met story is “we both swiped right, and then he asked me to marry him.” I’m not gonna ask, but it’s tempting.
• Do you have an ugly boyfriend? No? Want one?
• I date this girl for two years – and then the nagging starts: ‘I wanna know your name…’
• I’m bad at this, so I’m going to buck the Tinder trend and let you make the first move, if that’s okay.
• I recognize you from Andy’s party a few months ago! Am I right?
• Dark chocolate, turtle cheesecake, or Cherry Garcia? If you had to choose…
• I like being married for two reasons: 1) I got really tired of dating, and 2) I got really tired of exercising.
• Love the photo of you in Venice—what was the best restaurant you went to there?
• I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
  
• My friends would be jealous if you went out with me.
• Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
• Your natural beauty radiates from my phone. I just got an instant tan from your glow. BRB applying aloe vera.
• When a man goes on a date, he wonders if he is going to get lucky… a woman already knows.
• Katy Perry or Taylor Swift?
• So I see you like The West Wing. Do you identify more with Josh or Toby?
• So we both like Harry Potter. If we ever end up role-playing I want to be Dobby.
• How attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.
• I woke up thinking today was just another boring Monday, and then I saw your photo on my app.
• Two truths and a lie: ready, set, go!
• How does a person like me get a date with someone like you?
• Hey how’s your day so far? I just got a haircut without running it by my mom. I feel like such a badass.
• On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you need.
• I’m new to this city, can you show me the way to your heart?
• I’d like to start a family, but you have to have a date first.
• (if she’s wearing a hat) Hey, I like the way you wear your hat. It makes you look like you’re plotting something. Want to help me kidnap three puppies?
• I’m told girls love seeing pictures of baby animals? (insert picture of a puppy here)
• On a scale of 1 to “Hey you in the bushes!” how creepy have your interactions on Tinder been so far?
• You get a 3-day weekend. Are you heading for the mountains, the beach, or sleeping till noon?
• (if she doesn’t respond the first time) We just matched and you’re already playing hard to get?!
  
• Hey so let’s just skip to the important stuff. What’s your favorite Spice Girls song?
• Titanic. That’s my icebreaker. What’s up?
• If two vegetarians have a fight, is it still called a beef?
• I ate an entire box of mini tacos last night and I wasn’t even high.
• I went out with a promiscuous impressionist – she did everybody.
• You’ve just won a free trip to anywhere in the world! (Not from me, it’s coming in the mail.) The catch is you have to leave tomorrow. Where are you headed?
• Are you a 0% APR loan? Because I’m having trouble understanding your terms and you aren’t showing any interest.
• This is so us. Me doing all the talking. You sitting there looking all cute.
• I would totally let you take me to brunch tomorrow.
• I was trying to come up with a good pick-up line but then I realized they’re lame so all I have to give you is a hello and this shrug. Hello. (insert shrug emoji)
• I love going on blind dates because you can stare at their tits. … Some of you are now thinking — “Hey you can’t make fun of the blind…” Watch me.
• Hey. So when our friends ask us how we met, what are we going to tell them?
• Hey, what have you been up to today? I just saved a baby duck from drowning.
• I just saw the best upsexy ever (hopefully gets a confused reply like, “what’s up sexy?”)
• The whole dating ritual was different when I was a kid; girls got pinned, not nailed.
• Your Sunday breakfast personality is __? A) Waffles & pancakes, slowly savored. B) Apple & granola bar on the run. C) Aggressive mimosas. D) Sleeping til lunch.
• You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
• Now what's on the menu? Me-n-u
• What’s a smart, attractive man/woman like myself doing without your number?
• I can feel you staring at my profile from here.
• Hi, I’d like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn.
  
• Does this mean we’re exclusive?
• If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
• Has anyone ever told you that you look like [fill in name of obscure actor/actress].
• Hey, how was your weekend?
• (knife and fork emoji x 4) I’ve got all these forks and knives all I need is a little spoon.
• Phew! I almost swiped left and had a heart attack! Saved at the last minute.