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List of quotes to use from shows and movies

I love coming up with cheesy quotes from shows and movies to put in cards and emails. Life goes so quick but it is still a good idea to put together a nice quotes list. Here are some Will Ferrell One Liners items I have now:

• Absolutely ma-am, I would love to sign your baby.
• For about a month my urine smelled like marshmallows.
• Hey. They laughed at Louis Armstrong when he said he was gonna go to the moon. Now he’s up there, laughing at them.
• For just one night let’s not be co-workers. Let’s be co-people.
• I swear, I’m so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she’s of age, I’m putting her in a home.
• HEY MOM! CAN WE GET SOME MEATLOAF? What is she doing back there? I never know what she’s doing.
• For just one night let’s not be co-workers. Let’s be co-people.
• Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we’re going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don’t know, I don’t know if we’ll have enough time.
  
• Everybody panic! Oh my God, there’s a bear loose in the Coliseum! There will be no refunds! Your refund will be escaping this [rip] trap with your life! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love tender meat! Cover your sodas! Dewie loves sugar!
• This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons.
• HEY MOM! CAN WE GET SOME MEATLOAF? What is she doing back there? I never know what she’s doing.
• The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear!
• Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we’re going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don’t know, I don’t know if we’ll have enough time.
• I wanna say something. I’m gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don’t, send it right back … I want to be on you.
• Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which, of course, in German means a whale’s vagina.
• How many sarcastic pills you take this morning?
• … winners get to do what they want …
• Well let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said…’I’m too drunk to taste this chicken.
• … whoever invented rope was a real a-hole …
• If we went to a Halloween party dressed as Batman and Robin, I’d go as Robin. That’s how much you mean to me.
• Winners get to do what they want.
  
• You stink! You smell like beef and cheese, you don’t smell like Santa.
• … for about a month my urine smelled like marshmallows …
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• … how many sarcastic pills you take this morning?
• Whoever invented rope was a real a-hole.
• Well let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said…’I’m too drunk to taste this chicken.
• If we went to a Halloween party dressed as Batman and Robin, I’d go as Robin. That’s how much you mean to me.
• Hey, Nancy Kerrigan. You an official here? Cuz you have officially given me a boner.
• We elves try to stick to the four main food groups, candy, candy cane, candy corn, and syrup.
• Everybody panic! Oh my God, there’s a bear loose in the coliseum! There will be no refunds! Your refund will be escaping this [rip]trap with your life! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love the tender meat! Cover your sodas! Dewie loves sugar!
• Hey. They laughed at Louis Armstrong when he said he was gonna go to the moon. Now he’s up there, laughing at them.
• Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we’re going to go to Home Depot…Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don’t know, I don’t know if we’ll have enough time.
• I swear, I’m so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she’s of age, I’m putting her in a home.
• … absolutely ma-am, I would love to sign your baby …
  
• Hey, Nancy Kerrigan. You an official here? Cuz you have officially given me a boner.
• Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we’re going to go to Home Depot…Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don’t know, I don’t know if we’ll have enough time.
• I wanna say something. I’m gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don’t, send it right back … I want to be on you.
• It's that damn Hansel! He's so hot right now!