List of one liners to use from life, shows and movies

I love coming up with cheesy quotes from shows and movies to put in cards and emails. Life goes so quick but it is still a good idea to put together a nice one liners list. Here are some 80th Birthday Jokes liners items I have now:

• At 80, you've reached the age where it takes twice as long to look half as good.
• At 80, you can still rock 'n' roll...but only if someone pushes you!
• You know you're 80 when you start every sentence with 'Back in my day...'
• At 80, you've reached the age where it takes twice as long to rest as it did to get tired.
  
• They say that wisdom comes with age. So, by now, you must be the wisest person I know... or at least the oldest!
• Turning 80 means you're now an octogenarian. That's just a fancy way of saying you're really old!
• They say laughter is the best medicine, so here's your prescription: a dose of 80 candles and some birthday cake!
• You know you're 80 when your memory starts playing hide-and-seek, but your wrinkles are always ready to play peekaboo.
• Happy 80th birthday! Remember, you're not just 80, you're 18 with 62 years of experience!
• 80 years old? More like 80 years young and still going strong!
• You know you're getting old when the candles on your cake cost more than the cake itself.
• At 80, you've officially reached the age where you can get away with saying whatever you want. Just make sure you remember what you said!
• Turning 80 means finally getting to use all those 'senior discounts' without feeling guilty!
• 80 years old and still going strong! Well, maybe not as strong as you used to, but still going!
• They say that 80 is the new 60. I'm not sure who 'they' are, but I'm pretty sure they need glasses!
• You've reached the age where it takes twice as long to look half as good...and you're doing a fantastic job!
• They say age is just a number, but at 80, it's more like a big, bold font.
• At 80, you've entered the 'Can I speak to your manager?' stage of life.
  
• At 80, it's time to start acting your shoe size instead of your age!
• They say you're as young as you feel. So, at 80, you must be feeling like a teenager... who needs a nap.
• You're turning 80? Don't worry, they say life begins at 80... as a spectator sport.
• 80 is just a number, but in your case, it's a number that comes with a senior discount!
• Congratulations on reaching 80! Now you can enjoy senior discounts and pretend you're a frugal millionaire.
• They say age is just a number, but in your case, it's a really big number. Happy 80th!
• Turning 80 means it's time to start practicing your shocked face when people ask about your age.
• At 80, you have a lifetime of experience. It's just a shame that most of it is outdated now.
  
• They say age is a state of mind. So at 80, you must have one amazing state of mind!
• Happy 80th! Remember, age is a matter of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter!
• They say age is just a number, but in your case, it's a really big number!
• They say wisdom comes with age. So by now, you must be the wisest person on the planet!
• You've reached the age where your mind makes promises your body can't keep. Happy 80th!